December 2012
4 posts
November 2012
6 posts
September 2012
2 posts
August 2012
1 post
July 2012
1 post
June 2012
13 posts
shark week: the musical →
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people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick
SUMMER BREAK! →
funniest10k:
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
May 2012
46 posts
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
